Devil Is In The Details Fanatic Gifts

Smokers in Hell - "Just remember folks, through this door we operate a strict no - smoking policy."

Devilled Eggs

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

"Was the coroner able to establish the cause of death constable?"

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

'I think that I flew into a down draft.'

...To tell the truth, I find them quite becoming.

Mother with Child.

'Under gross income, sir, we need you to be more specific than 'a pretty penny'.'

Angel & devil in raft fantasizing about food.

"I'm a crime writer... a writer of wrongs and a righter of wrongs."

Duck or Grouse

"At least down here we don't get hassle from those damned non-smokers."

'It's been difficult, but I think I've finally accepted the fact that, try as I might, I just can't make EVERYONE miserable!'

'We don't sound that bad.'

"I don't care how crowded it is, you can't stay here unless you've done something really bad."

'It says, this plaque was put up with 7/6 inch plugs and flat headed screws"

"There's one of you I really connect with. . ."

"A ship!"

"O.K., Belinda, America wants to know . . . How. Will. You. Settle!"

'I guess of all the evil villains I fight every day, I'd have to say I hate Wedgie Man, the most.'

'What school did you say you graduated from?'

"Geez. . . what's the world coming to? I can't believe this newspaper would openly mock a mentally challenged child!"

'Flamboyance aside, he's still a damn fine sales manager.'

Annual Pedants Conference.

Geoff likes a lot of detail in his reports....

The work of the devil.

'Can we blame this on a sinkhole?'