Device Detacher T-Shirts

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Is this the new input device?'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Fur Baby

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

'You're better off without him.'

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

Consumer care and technologies

"You fix it by buying a new one."

'How can you call yourself a workaholic if you don't even have a Blackberry Thumb?'

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

"I don't mind them sending me to my room, but then they shut down my wifi."

"You can't put that phone down, can you?"

"You won't believe it, babe. This guy on tech support actually seems to give a s**t."

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

"Perhaps when you have a chance, you could tell me why you think your marriage drifted apart?"

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."