Looking for a clever and fun gift for someone who loves to debate about devices? Whether they're tech enthusiasts or always arguing about the latest gadgets, our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items that match their passion. From mugs to art prints, these gifts give personality to their love of tech and sharp wit. Make their day with a gift that’s as lively as their debates!
I'm loving the phone hacking scandal. I love it when ne'er-do-wells use technology to steal personal information. Because you like when people suffer. No. Because I love it when technology is proven as evil. Spare me. Technology is not evil. People are evil. Computers don't hack people. People hack people. Macs hack, Macs hack! You watch your mouth, filthy human! Fight, fight …
'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'
"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
Dialogue
'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
The Proust of Twitter
My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.
"Now that's a win."
Changing Minds
"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"
"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."
'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'
Netanyahu versus Gantz
"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"
"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."
"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'
Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.
"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"
"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"
"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"
"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."
'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'
"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."
Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...
The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September
Like Minded
A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.
Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.
A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth
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