Detroit Devotee T-Shirts

'The prisons are overcrowded, so I'm sentencing you to twenty years in Detroit.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I love these old decorations!"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Bonk!"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Room for bigger presents."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'There'll be a slight delay. The chef is cramming for his nutrition finals.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"You should have said you wanted chairs when you booked the table."