Chicago Devotee T-Shirts

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Church Restoration Fund.

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Carl Sandburg.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

No news is good news.

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

A man working on a model airplane

'Seeing it's your birthday, lets go and get rat arsed.'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

Souvenir of the Great Festival of the Choral Society - View of the Hall

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

That's what I call attention to detail!

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"I was hoping to be rescued by a Marvel superhero."

"You're very finicky about a little decimal point."

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

"Bravo, Paul. You've done more for the back of my head than I ever dreamed possible."

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'