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'It's called 'going to the principal's office', not 'walking the last mile'.'

"Oh, I know full well he remembers the school rules! He just chooses to ignore them!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Marshmallows

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Camping-Pong

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Reverse Mortgage.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Spooning

Student Food Pyramid

A menu with risks and benefits

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"I was totally embarrassed at school today! Miss Lopez yelled at me in math class."

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

'I love you Jeff, but you have two chromosomes less than me and I guess I can't handle that'

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

'My teacher says if I made bad grades, I'm spending too much time in front of the TV. I say if I made good grades, I'm spending too much time at school.'

A very in tents little girl.