Detention Dweller Mugs

'It's called 'going to the principal's office', not 'walking the last mile'.'

"Oh, I know full well he remembers the school rules! He just chooses to ignore them!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Marshmallows

Camping-Pong

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Spooning

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Reverse Mortgage.

Student Food Pyramid

A menu with risks and benefits

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"I was totally embarrassed at school today! Miss Lopez yelled at me in math class."

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

'My teacher says if I made bad grades, I'm spending too much time in front of the TV. I say if I made good grades, I'm spending too much time at school.'

'I love you Jeff, but you have two chromosomes less than me and I guess I can't handle that'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

A very in tents little girl.