Destiny Dynamos Pillows

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

CEO with SEO

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Cossack dancers

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"It will be all your fault."

'She's in training.'

Engineer on the move.

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"I'll be right back."

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

The auto-update demons attack-again."

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

Home Business - Starting Out.

Larry's binge drinking, though annoying, started a terrific domino party tradition....

'What a twist of fate!'

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

The Choice of Fame and Fortune.

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

'So, how does my future look?'

My name's Troy, and I'll be your serve tonight. My name's Fred and I'll be talking way too loudly about my colon. I'm still learning my name, and I'll be screaming for no good reason.

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

'Rabbit stew again?' ( MAGICIANS HAT ON STOVE)

"How's my life line doing?"