Destination Planning T-Shirts

"Can you suggest some place where the dollar goes far but they don't want to kill us?"

The fate of the emigrant

Tourists

Airlines

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"I just..."

Italia tours

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Are we broke yet?'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"It looks brighter over there!"

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."