Dessert Debaters Pillows

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"You owe me five bucks."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

Repletion.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

"It's a generally positive report with a few disturbing elements...much like the tapioca pudding in the cafeteria."

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'