Dessert Debaters Gifts

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"You owe me five bucks."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Repletion.

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"It's a generally positive report with a few disturbing elements...much like the tapioca pudding in the cafeteria."

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'