Desktop Dilemmas Gifts

'Hello, tech support? I can't seem to remove the icons from my desktop.'

Tossing computer into canyon.

"We don't talk anymore."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

Social network site runs into trouble.

The Screeeen!

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

New Years Reolutions

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"Can't I go anywhere without someone asking for free medical advice?"

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Over-qualified?

'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.'

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

"I closed the window, but still nothing. Should I try closing the drapes?"

'Nothing to worry about, Dear, just a little accident on the information superhighway.'

"I told you to take three teaspoons daily of the medication, not the spoons!"

"My dog didn't eat my homework. My husband did."

"Are the offline privacy settings available."

'....and who's been messing with my desktop configuration?'

'If he's not back next week, I'm hiring a medium to sack his astral body for a start!'

'Dang, I forgot my password!'

"Enough game requests already!"