Desk Sportster Gifts

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Multi-tasking.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Careerist

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Working Vacation.

"Jenkins has always been good at saving energy."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

I found it's best not to talk while he's trying to hit the ball!

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'In tray.'

"Sadly, I've never been able to live up to my desk."

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

Laura the Desk

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

'Sure, vacation was great,,,but it's nice to get back to some quality time with work,

Warming up

Sports for slipper wearers.

Man is interrupted by his wife and children whilst trying to work

"Really! How does he expect me to catch that with my little paws?"

Penalty kick 'ball' is a balloon.

Britain to host 2004 Olympics

'Binkley, how many times have I warned you about sleeping on the job?'

People in the office heeded the warning that sitting too long in front of a computer was bad for their health.