Desk Ornament Appreciator T-Shirts

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

The Pencil and Sharpener

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

Dog to hirer: 'I'm a mongrel, and I'll work like one.'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Management Reshuffle

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

'This better be important.'