Distractions: Work Disputes
Desk Jockey Extraordinaire Gifts
Looking for a gift for your desk jockey? Our collection of playful and humorous items is designed to add personality and cheer to any workspace. Whether they’re into quirky decor, clever mugs, or witty t-shirts, these products are sure to make their daily routine more enjoyable. Show appreciation for their hard work and creative flair with something they’ll love to use and display every day at the office or home desk.
'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'
"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"
No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.
"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."
"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."
"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."
'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
Golfing Boss
"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"
"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"
'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'
"Morning, all!"
'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'
"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"
"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"
In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.
Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.
Time for More Paperwork
"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."
'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'
'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'
"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."
Lumbar support animal
'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'
National Boss Monument.
"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."
Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'
Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.
"I feel your pain."
'I want to claim for black marker pens.'
Please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.
Work Slave
Busy office.
"We should have taken the cubicles."
Desk Jockey Extraordinaire Gifts Collection
Desk Jockey Extraordinaire Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for the spirited desk jockey — perfect for coffee breaks and inspiring mornings.
Desk Jockey Extraordinaire Pillows
Find playful pillows that add humor and comfort to your desk jockey’s favorite space, whether at work or home.
Desk Jockey Extraordinaire Prints
Browse our colorful prints that capture the creative essence of the desk jockey — ideal for personalizing any workspace.
Desk Jockey Extraordinaire T-Shirts
Discover witty and creative t-shirts that celebrate the desk jockey in all of us. Great for casual wear and office style.