Desk Jockey Gifts

'Did you get any feedback on that audit report?'

'I like to mix up my exercise routine. Sometimes I right click. Sometimes I double click...'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'Yes, I have your letter on my desk in front of me.'

'I'm getting my resignation papers ready.'

"Coggins, get me somebody in weather."

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

"I can see you and I'm still too busy."

In and Out Tray

Some emails just can't be ignored.

'Please don't read anything into this but we're putting you in charge of our no-brainer decisions.'

"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

'Think' 'But not too much'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Professional man hurdling

'The only part of the job I don't like is that they celebrate 'bring yourself to work day' five times a week.'

Swiss Army Desk

Garbage in and Garbage out.

'You weren't here to say no.'

'Wish you would've warned me about this. I hate getting ambushed.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Everybody's impressed with how you can shred incriminating documents into one long strand."

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

Standing Desks and Tall Chairs

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'Sitting at a desk all day and bringing work home is how schools prepare you for a career.'

'Rather than a working-vacation, how about just vacationing here at the office?'

'The fact that you've aged 10 years in the last 6 months isn't accelerated depreciation, it's accelerated decrepidation.'

"The 'hot desking' was supposed to be cheaper and more efficient! But it's been a nightmare!"

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.