Desk Jockey Gifts

'Did you get any feedback on that audit report?'

'I like to mix up my exercise routine. Sometimes I right click. Sometimes I double click...'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'I'm getting my resignation papers ready.'

'Yes, I have your letter on my desk in front of me.'

"I can see you and I'm still too busy."

Some emails just can't be ignored.

'Please don't read anything into this but we're putting you in charge of our no-brainer decisions.'

In and Out Tray

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

"Coggins, get me somebody in weather."

'Think' 'But not too much'

"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

Professional man hurdling

'The only part of the job I don't like is that they celebrate 'bring yourself to work day' five times a week.'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Swiss Army Desk

'You weren't here to say no.'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Garbage in and Garbage out.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Wish you would've warned me about this. I hate getting ambushed.'

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

'Rather than a working-vacation, how about just vacationing here at the office?'

"Everybody's impressed with how you can shred incriminating documents into one long strand."

'Sitting at a desk all day and bringing work home is how schools prepare you for a career.'

Standing Desks and Tall Chairs

Master of Disaster

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'The fact that you've aged 10 years in the last 6 months isn't accelerated depreciation, it's accelerated decrepidation.'

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'