Desk Exercise Guru Gifts

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

Reduce stress-related injuries and turbo-charge your career with these easy workstation exercises!

Golfing Boss

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Still Life With Nordic Track

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'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

"The only way to stop the spread is to eat less and exercise more."

"You call that complementary!?!"

Ladies in Lycra

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'Why do you need an alarm clock'

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

Jack felt much better, now that he was working out.

Health Warning - This job will lead you to drink.

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

The Executive Manual of Exercise

Dog on back on bench about to lift rawhide bone-like free weights.

The people downstairs are complaining about your extra curricular activities.

"Scoot over. I could use a workout too."

'Gutherie's a genius at clearing the paperwork - I don't know how he does it.'

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

'And you can also buy them with the stack of papers facade to impress your boss and co-workers.'