Desk Aerobic Enthusiast Gifts

People in the office heeded the warning that sitting too long in front of a computer was bad for their health.

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

401K

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'Wow, my own desk!'

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

Congratulations on your promotion.

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"I'd rather be at the office."

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

Working Vacation.

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'

Reluctant Directorship.