Desk Display Enthusiasts Gifts

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Gay Times...

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Divine Desk Bins

Office Ergonomics.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'Wow, my own desk!'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

Working Vacation.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"In"

'This better be important.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

"We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it."

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

To be or not to be in-trays.

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

Man sleeps in his empty out box.

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

"Sarge, permission to move freely?"

In/Out/Out of Sight.

CEO (Out to lunch).

Ace Novelties

'I hear you got caught stealing company stationery. I hope they weren't too hard on you.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'