Desk Chaos Commander Mugs

'Where's the petty cash?'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I'm so good at this!"

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

Repletion.

Paper Trail

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

'There's an extra $25 in it for you if you can get the Silly Putty out of his hair.'

Accountancy

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

"I have a system."

'911!'

The art of fishing.

Poetry Journal. Any good submissions over the internet? No -- Just the usual bloggerel.

'Don't mention Law & Order.. I'm all Law.'

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

'I'm not stressed out. I'm stressed in.'

I suggest you call technical support.

"Quick, act casual."

Pentagon

Must... Remember...

'This is our home's communications center.'

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

"I am beginning to think that my student teaching experience may not have completely prepared me for my own classroom."