Desk Chaos Commander Pillows

'Where's the petty cash?'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I'm so good at this!"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Repletion.

Paper Trail

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

Accountancy

"I have a system."

'911!'

The art of fishing.

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

'Don't mention Law & Order.. I'm all Law.'

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

"Quick, act casual."

Pentagon

I suggest you call technical support.

'I'm not stressed out. I'm stressed in.'

Must... Remember...

'This is our home's communications center.'

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

"I am beginning to think that my student teaching experience may not have completely prepared me for my own classroom."

Happy Mother's Day.