Office Chaos Manager Mugs

'This search fee seems very high. Solicitor.'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Caution: use only under child supervison

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

Stockwell's day

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

Turn Down For What.

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

A Mom's Purse

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

'It's OK to take your work home with you. It's not OK to bring your home to work with you.'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

"We've got to stop selling cheesy snacks near the petting zoo."

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

Accountancy