Desk-bound Decathlete Gifts

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Office Ergonomics.

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Office Park

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

'He's under office-arrest.'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

The modern sheriff.

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Still Here

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

"It's the new mobile office."

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Health warning - This job will lead you to drink.

Happy Office

"I'm an assistance dog."

Daley Thompson

Desk sale

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

The people downstairs are complaining about your extra curricular activities.

The sword or the briefcase in the stone

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'Hello mom. How are you? I'm very busy at work. This just a courtesy call.'

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

'In tray.'

Company boss sits at desk near wall sign: Not Here To Make Friends.

Family size, economy size, giant size

Warming up

"He's our most entrenched bureaucrat. Why'd you go and tell him we have unwritten rules?"

'A robot sits at desk with work boxes: Input/ Output.'