Designer Hat Seeker Pillows

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Hats and Food

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

The Bearskin Hat Family

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

They will too notice.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

Hat Wars.

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'

A Woman's Conquests.