Designer Hat Seeker Pillows

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Hats and Food

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Bearskin Hat Family

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

Hat Wars.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'

"Dude, ya hat's on backwards."

"Well, that gut has the cool hat, but the other guy is actually cooking."