Design Outlaws Pillows

Toilet Paper

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

The Design Artiste

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Georges Braque.

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Le Corbusier

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

Decorators at Home

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Stop now and get some new ideas.

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

I love what you've done with the place.

"I'm your court-appointed attorney, but I'm really an interior decorator."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

James Turrell designs a craft beer can

"...this is the one I like."

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'