Design Outlaws Gifts

Toilet Paper

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

The Design Artiste

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Georges Braque.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

Le Corbusier

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

Decorators at Home

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

"Law offices designed by lawyers. Of course."

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

Stop now and get some new ideas.

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

"...this is the one I like."

"I'm your court-appointed attorney, but I'm really an interior decorator."

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

I love what you've done with the place.

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