Design Warrior Pillows

Attack of the Creeping Doily

In basket-case.

Overworked in the office

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Free speech isn't cheap!

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

Internet Cafe.

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

"Time to do it in!"

Kids and Mobile Addictions

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Office zombie.

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Cyberwarfare

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Frustrated at the office.

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

Job Security

University Challenge

"Work with me!"

New Eco Towns - 'The architects thought we said 'ego'.'