Design Warrior Pillows

Attack of the Creeping Doily

In basket-case.

Overworked in the office

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Free speech isn't cheap!

Internet Cafe.

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

"Time to do it in!"

Office zombie.

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Frustrated at the office.

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Cyberwarfare

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

Job Security

University Challenge

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."