Design Disaster Survivor Pillows

"Feng Shwoops!"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Wallpapering 4

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

The Importance of Data Backup.

Trees and hurricanes