Design Agency Professional Prints

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'How fast can you hype?'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Important Food Groups

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"I go that extra mile!"

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

At the mobile tracking test lab.