Designing Advocate Prints

"I'm your court-appointed attorney, but I'm really an interior decorator."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Create some buzz!

Eureka!

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Soldier armed with a pen.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."

Early cave painters

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

Roller Coasters

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Sir Cecil Beaton

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Naked Furniture

"Not in my name!"

Biotechnology in agriculture

Futons/Futoffs