Engineering Advocate Prints

'The computer will never replace maintenance engineering.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Government a la Carte

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

'I blame global warming!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Slavery Reparations

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Water company bonus.