Engineering Advocate Pillows

'The computer will never replace maintenance engineering.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Slavery Reparations

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Water company bonus.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."