Depression Awareness Pillows

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

National Everything Awareness Day

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Postwar is hell."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Worry tank

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

Distance to avoid contagion

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"You left your demons here last week."

No Immediate Danger

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"Are you OK hun?"

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Coronavirus Global Alert

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Can't even hold signs well.

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."