Dental Devisee T-Shirts

"Someone give me a price on this denture fixative!!"

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Boy who has been to the dentist

"Who should I examine first, you or your lawyer?"

'We're all out of Novocain, so we need to restrain your arms and legs.'