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"Someone give me a price on this denture fixative!!"

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

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'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

Boy who has been to the dentist

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

"Who should I examine first, you or your lawyer?"