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"With the foreign made jeans you get more rips for your money."

"Good luck with that."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Parade of Businessmen

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Scarf puts hat back on.

Bobbies library of jeans

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

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Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Cowboy

Radiant, yet flammable.

Easter Bonnet

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

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Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'Dauber Micawber'

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."