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Hellbillies.

Rock Climber

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Meowlzebub

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

Devilled Eggs

Descartes's Demon

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

'Get me Hell, Miss Saunders. I wish to sell my soul.'

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

Excercising demons

'Don't answer the door. It's probably Charlie Sheen.'

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

'WHOA Look out, you idiot You almost walked under a ladder'

'Careful, this plate isn't hot.'

"Yeah but he wasn't just the devourer of souls, he also created lots of jobs!"

Devil's Fireplace

Nobody keeps his personal life to himself anymore phobia. 'Seems like everone's coming out of the closet!'

Please Wait To Be Scared.

Martin was pleased with his new source of sustainable energy.

"I don't wish to be disturbed. If anyone calls, tell them I'm in the details."

What to buy the Devil who has everything?

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Puppetry for the damned