Demonic Humorist Prints

'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Take me to your Larder!"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Tim Burton

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

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'Read that last part back to me.'

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"Death coach..."

Meowlzebub

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"Why not pay someone to clean out the gutters?" "Total waste of good beer money." And just like that, Gail became a widow.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'