Democracy Humorist Prints

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Uncle Donnie

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Beware of Don"

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

John F. Kennedy

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'