Demonic Humor Enthusiast Prints

'I had an overwhelming urge to be nice again. I think I need a holiday.'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Night-time halo

Another day at work would be one too many...

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'The cash bonus incentives don't appear to be having the desired results. So, I've hired Rocky, here. He'll be providing the heads of the least productive departments with his own brand of incentive. If you know what I mean.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"The Eggsorcist"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"OMG, LOL!"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Needs to get a life"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"