Demon Wrangler Prints

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

"I hate being considered the lesser of two evils."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Cow Pilot.

The First Day Back

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Automation of Security

Nanny with children on leash

'Did you want me, boss?'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.