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'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

'I'm screwed...'

Beware of Dog

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Touché"

YOLO vs YODO

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."