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'Maybe you shouldn't use a phone during a demolition derby.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Bob's Driving School.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Graffiti Forever!

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."