Democracy Buff Pillows

'The American people can't be that smart - or why would we keep getting re-elected?'

"Democratic"

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"$390 million campaign donations? Is that enough to win?'

"Welcome to the alcohol-free, non-dairy, gluten-free, vegetarian, vegan cafe. May I take your order?"

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Jean-Paul Sartre

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

CIA report

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Paul Ree

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I don't think the employees like me.'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".