Deluxe Edition Enthusiast Gifts

Man struggling to read a large edition of a book

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

Faberge Chicken

"I was a best seller! I sold millions of copies! Now look at me, a glorified coaster."

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'