Deluxe Edition Enthusiast Pillows

Man struggling to read a large edition of a book

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

"I was a best seller! I sold millions of copies! Now look at me, a glorified coaster."

Faberge Chicken

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'