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Prize vegetables.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Science fiction fans on other planets

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

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"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

Knight

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'The stuff legends are made of'

Fun with Ned-Ball.

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"Inside you there are two wolves..."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"