Delivery Jokes Enthusiast Pillows

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Baby name suggestions.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Wine of the Day Club

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supearvisor's uniform!'

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."

"Sorry to bother you, Kringle. I missed Fed Ex and this has to be in client hands by morning."

"You got to love DoorDash!"

Bucket brigade delivery.

"Once our package arrived, it didn't take long before the porch pirates arrived."

Delivery express man stands in Express line in store.

Delivery Van with Tin Opener

"That explains a lot."

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

Woman with lots of 'We tried to deliver..' and 'We called while you were out..' notices. Caption 'I've been Internet Shopping'.