Delivery Jokes Enthusiast Mugs

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Baby name suggestions.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Wine of the Day Club

Moon Pies.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supearvisor's uniform!'

"You got to love DoorDash!"

"Sorry to bother you, Kringle. I missed Fed Ex and this has to be in client hands by morning."

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."

Bucket brigade delivery.

"Once our package arrived, it didn't take long before the porch pirates arrived."

Please help your postal service! By delivering the mail, next 375 miles, ask at your Yompville PO.

"This is your low-cost metro delivery system?"

"We're not paying for that. It took so long for you to get here, we ordered from your online delivery service!"

Delivery Van with Tin Opener

Deliveroo - Truck driver shortage

Delivery express man stands in Express line in store.

"That explains a lot."

Peter Pan held in pattern over Never-Never Land, then rerouted to Dallas-Ft. Worth.