Delivery Diviner Mugs

"Can you deliver that to me?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'It's my new fortune e-reader.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

Crystal Ball Plug

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

End of world nigh!!!

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

A self-filling prophecy.

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"I'm the boss, I set the agenda, I make the decisions...GOT IT!"

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'